Sunday, January 4, 2009

A letter

Dear Weight Watchers,
Hello old friend, old love. It's been awhile.

I suppose you are wondering why I am writing after not hearing from me for so long...well, the truth is I am wondering if we can start things up again.
I know, I know...I have been unfaithful.

There was this:
And this...And this...And -who could forget - this...

I respect you too much to lie to you....those were all wonderfully tasty....but I miss you. I need you. Desperately.

You made such a difference in my life! Because of my relationship with you, I was able to rekindle my relationship with my beloved skinny jeans...and oh how I was overjoyed to be reunited with them!

I would like to point out to you that while my infidelity has been -ahem- off the charts lately, it's only fair to remind you that for three months I was incredibly faithful to you! (Except of course for Saturday's and Sunday's when I pretended I didn't know you...) but Monday through Friday I was as loyal as loyal gets.

So, whadda say? Tomorrow?? A new beginning for us???

Most sincerely,
Kendra

13 comments:

MiMi said...

Oh, girl--I am right there with you! I need to rekindle my relationship with WW, too, because pretty soon I'm not going to be able to fit into my FAT jeans--let alone, my skinny ones!

Here's to a new beginning......tomorrow!

Kelly said...

This cracks me up! You are hilarous. Hubs and I are starting WW tomorrow too. (My mom's biggest rule was to alsways start a diet on Monday) How about being accountability buddies? I went grocery shopping yesterday and got us lots of WW friendly foods and am pretty excited about starting. Good luck!

Keri said...

Too funny! I just ate (grazed) over a pan of brownies and it is scary to see how much is missing from the pan. I KNOW I didnt eat that much!!! I think I'm in trouble...

Lacy said...

Kendra, thank you so much for not hating me! I am going to start my working out and eating right tomorrow too! Good luck to us both. :)

Amanda said...

Noah and I are both laughing. Dear sister, I love your wit! And your honesty. I'm sure you and WW can rekindle that special relationship once again. And maybe this time I can learn a few tips too!!!

Krysta said...

Cute!! Ha ha!!! Good luck with getting back on the WW wagon. It has worked for me too and it's the easiest thing I found to stick to.

Mary said...

I'm with ya chick!

I know you'll be able to get back in to it with no problems :-)

Faith said...

So cute! You can do it, I know you can!

Keri said...

Thanks for the sweet comment! I cannot believe the amount of girls I have met that have said they have gone through this too. I must have been living in another world because I thought it almost never happened. I've learned my lesson and I will never complain about any pregnancy symptom again!!!

amy (metz) walker said...

Ha, too funny. I completely know what you mean! I've been "juicing" for dinner for the last two nights (starving too death), trying to get back into it! But you sure are cute in the picture eating the big ol' snow cone...

Miss Anne said...

what an honest post!!! :)

i love it!

i'm sure WW will write back with much love!

The Browns said...

Haha, I love the way you wrote this post. Keep us posted on how your doing girl! We all need to be a support team for each other. GO KENDRA! GO KENDRA! GO KENDRA! ;)

Heather said...

I just came back over and I just had to add a comment to this post saying that the pic of you eating the snow cone is one of the cutest pics I have EVER seen! Please, enter that in some kind of contest!!!!!